well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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