so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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