READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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