Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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