He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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