I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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