Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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