My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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