Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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