oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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