Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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