But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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