Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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