he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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