This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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