I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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