I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My bed smells like the plague
we should paint friendship bongs
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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