She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this boner is exhausting
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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