fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize