I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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