Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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