do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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