I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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