There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so let's talk penis.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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