People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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