This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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