what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There r osticjed everywhere
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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