It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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