yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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