After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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