The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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