You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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