The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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