You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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