careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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