Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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