she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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