Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
