she was so not down for the gang bang
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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