Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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