butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
