Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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