I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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