She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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