So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
