The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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