you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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