This gyro tastes like lonliness
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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