Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
