I wannas sexs uuuuu
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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