I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
