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• (813): View more from Florida

  mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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• (315): View more from New York

  Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother

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