how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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