real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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