she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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