sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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