I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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